tagged: undoubtedly answered.

tagged by maine on fb. i find this damn interesting... and i have nothing to blog about while i am in penang. (yeah i am in penang now!)

This tag is NOT entirely TRUE! please read with sense of humour.

Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room?
she would say "huh? you should wait till you're 18" which i would answer her "18 is a few weeks away" =D

Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
"hii!"

Did you speak to your father today?
this was few hours before penang.. "dad, can i go to penang tomorrow?"

If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?

What do you think about the weather?
awesome. you can practically do anything outside now!

Are you ticklish?
a little... not as much as you  =)

Who's car were you in last?
yb's~

Have you ever slapped someone?
*smiles*

How many people do you trust with everything?
everything? well there is bound to be something you have to hide from people... =/

What was the last thing you drank?
distilled water... along with sugar, nutrient, and yeast substrate that becomes a neutral alcohol, namely whiskey. 

no lah, i just had water =D

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to be with?
yeah.

Is there anyone you want to come see you?
yeah but it's pretty impossible unless you can get a plane from US that lands in KL in 5 mins time... with jessica alba in it =/

Name one thing you love about winter?
chicks in bikini the warmth of the god damned heater!

When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start it?
Get in then start it and sing my favourite tune... =D

Does anything on your body itch right now?
=D lips. they are too dry. i need someone to moist them up. =(

Does every family have a crazy uncle?
i have one who loves food and always buy my family and i dinner =)

Have you ever had sex in a tent?
that will be adventurous. =D

What about in a boat?
that will be wild!

Have you ever dated a Goth?

Nope. don't hope to.

Can you fix your own car?
i know cars like albert einstein knew about women. 

no i don't. =(

Do you find it hard to trust others?
Yes, but you have to start trusting if you want people  to trust you.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
on my bed.

Does anyone call you babe or baby?
i'd love to~ *hint hint*

Have you kissed the last person you texted?
=D

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
"can you gimme one of those E too?" x)

Would you kiss an ugly person for $1,000?
yeah! ugly like jessica simpson ugly i would. 

shit, i would even kiss him for $5!

What's the very first thing you do when you wake up?

hide my morning wood in case mummy comes into my room.

Do you always find it cute when a girl/guy calls you babe/baby?
=) *nods*

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
i'll wait for 22:22 cuz that's my lucky number =D

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
hongseng i think... * shussh don't tell anyone but i suspect he has a xxssx *

What are you wearing on your feet?
my feet is... seductively naked~

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
Yeah... "why wait? there could be a lot of i-miss-yous" which i doubt will have =D

Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
NO! i wasn't that free.

You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
someone give me a head! xD 

haha get the joke?

What are you excited about?
my penang trip.

Are you listening to music right now?
jason derulo whatcha say acoustic version. zomg.

Last time you texted your number one?
couple of hours i think.

Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
was sad because i have to be up early =(

What did you have for breakfast?
some cheap noodle at kim gary..

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
i don't think i have really cried in front of people

Two days from now this time, where will you be?
penang RAWR~

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yeah and she didn't know it yet =(

Are you short?
no. i hope not.

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?

NO!

Was the last person you kissed physically attractive?
xD

Who is one friend you trust most?

i trust a few friends =D

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
last time i checked, babies dont appear with saliva.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

$.$

What is on your bed right now?
pillowS, bolsterS,  garfield (don't ask!), river islang bag, socks, blanket... =/

What/who woke you up this morning?
the usual. mum =.=

Do you miss anyone?
Yes.

Willl you be in a relationship next month?
=)

Is there anyone in the room with you?
not yet. =)

When was the last time you saw your mom?
everydayyy T_T

Do you think there is someone thinking about you right now?
=/ are you?

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
=D

Are there any words on your shirt?
"how dare i wear this goddamn shirt in front of your fucking face" haha no lah~

REFER ABOVE!!

giordano =)

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
*nods*

Who can make you smile no matter what?
sara lee. my new love.

How many tattoos do you have?
i am afraid of needle.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
no! i changed a lot. i now have an arsenal of foul language that i could use. =.=

i think i lost some weight, bleached my hair, pierced my ear, painted my nails  and grew longer...

... my hair!

Do you think you are a good person?
i generally am a nice person.

Are you a patient person?
yeah. i waited at a playground-cum-park for a girl to get ready for a birthday celebration.

Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
the gays. =D

Do you get along with guys/girls better?
both. but i think guys would be freaked out if i were hitting on them. xD

Are there any bruises on your body?
love bites count?

How was this past weekend?
sick. the bad type of sick.

not the drank too much alcohol party till black/brown out or something like that. =(

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
what do you think?

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
i was hugging her and then dreamland came to me. =D

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
i wouldn't care if anybody else did.

Are you a social person?
i would like to think so.

Honestly, who's numbers do you have memorized?
mummy. =D

where will you be in an hour?
hugging her and then to dreamland. (it's almost 1 when i posted this)

Do you like your first name?
what other surname could your friend make fun of you with "tuang air"?

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
hmmm... i think so... =)

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear/ boxers in the past three months?
YEAH!

How many people are you texting?
na-da..

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
nopes.

Where's the last two places you went besides your house?

pav and ts

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
no! i woke up at 8! damned alarm!

Who is the last person you texted?
<3

Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yeah.. that feeling do come by once in a while, no?

If you could go back a month and change something, would you?

 never regret anything because at one time .. it was exactly what you wanted. :)

i'm quoting this off jesmyn who posted it on facebook.

If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
yeah! left 4 dead 2~

Have you slept next to the last person you kissed?
=/

Have you ever tripped while walking up the stairs?
yeah, and got laughed at. =(

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
buddies!

Who was the first person you talked to today?
mum i guess. she said it was 10 (in fact it was 9.30) and i grunted. speedy conversation =D

You can only drink ONE liquid the rest of your life, what would it be?
as much as i love liqour, it would have to be water. =D

Where did your last kiss take place?
i kiss my pillow everynight =/

If you drank fifteen beers, what would you be?
sober enough to say "hit me again!"

Do you get cranky when you're hungry?
totally!

What eye color on the opposite sex do you like the most?
i like anything as long as it's not white. xD

that would be freaky!

christmas 09.

spent my christmas eve with the dudes. it was jam packed with fun, crap, foul languages,  more crap, and liqour <3

so i drove to james's house and reached there almost 9 but the party started at 6. >.<"

had some turkey and some other food which i sadly did not take picture of =(

then sang k while disturbing the dog, Gucci.

guys, meet Gucci's... ball. <--- without the S *ouch*

xD

no lah this is not some perverted shot i took!

besides, i think she has only 1 ball~

she chewed on it till it turned blue. xD

after some bball and singing, we thought of going out to the nearest coffee shop to chill while counting down.

unfortunately, like all happy stories, there is bound to be a tragedy.

this one involves a 5* series bmw. (james's BMW) =(
*not sure if it is 5 or 3 or 7. but damn sure it's a bmw. =/

the unlicensed driver made a horrible horrible mistake...



...



he could not turn on the headlights xD

HAHA WTF!
took him so long to find the way to switch them on~

so we reached this "Wings Cafe"...

OI, wat you thinking?!

there, i ordered this awesome awesome awesome oreo ice cream which i will certainly enjoy if i didn't had that minor sorethroat.
so, played some games, humiliated some people xD, and then counted down to christmas.
then it was back to james's place and we watched an old comedy, "hot chick".

had some chips and some chivas with the awesome movie.

made a mess at the living room before we went upstairs to do some boy's stuff xD
it was almost 5 when we slept. sick ruthless b*stards we are!

loves.

woke up with a minor backache and a terrible terrible terrible throat. damn!
must have been that shot of pure.
=(

after a lot of slacking and breakfast *thanks james again* we decided to head to pav  for late-lunch-cum-dinner...
which after more slacking.. turned into dinner =.=

yeah you know you love us.

All in all, i want to wish all the people out there who either read my blog or not(preferably the ones that read my blog) a merry christmas and a happy new year.


PS: i have a picture of cheefai nude! who wants to see pm me in msn~ xD

jay chou movie promo.

jay chou was in pavillion on monday to promote his newest movie, the treasure hunter. i was so out of words to describe my feeling!

it's so omg. i get to meet jay chou in person!

...for less than 15 minutes after 2 hours of wait!

i felt cheated.

gala premiere ticket~

and there was a sick huge crowd that was probably almost as disappointed as me there:

main sponsor x)

don't use streamyx.. potong lah!

after hours of waiting for those avid fans, finally he showed up.

talked crap for 15 minutes and he's out.

=/

not a really exciting day =(

it's snowing!

pavilion was snowing. it was a beautiful event, albeit the cheap fake snow and the lack of response from the crowd. i mean, fake snow? =/ what, snow processing machine doesn't exist is it? even the emcee gave up trying to hype up the crowd and quickly released the  soap lather  snow.

my fav shot :

awesome, no?

anyways, hang tight for my meeting with jay chou. may update about it in my next post. =)

open relationship.

i am always around facebook, checking out people's profiles and sometimes i come across this:

in an open relationship?

seriously?

if you think open relationship is having mutual understanding, extreme openness about oneself to each other, love each other so much that "In a Relationship" cannot define, then you are just wrong.

this is what an open relationship means:

An open relationship denotes a relationship (often between two people) in which the participants are free to have sexual intercourse with others.

which means your girlfriend gets to sleep with other guys. =/

let me ask again. seriously? 
can i know your girlfriend? xD

forrest gump.

forrest gump. 

this is gump.

bubba. shrimping.

this is bubba.

this is shrimp.

bubba gump shrimp.

and this... is bubba gump shrimp. =D

sound familiar?

i did not just make the above up. here's a little story behind the great bubba gump shrimp. apparently many people does not know this, but bubba gump shrimp is actually inspired from a 1994 movie called "Forrest Gump".

"After his college graduation, he enlists in the army, where he makes friends with a man named Bubba, who convinces Forrest Gump to go into the shrimping business with him when the war is over. They are sent to Vietnam and, during an ambush, Bubba is killed in action."

detailed sypnosis here.

the probably most famous quotes in the movie are:

run forrest run.

and in the restaurant to ask for assistance of the waiters they have:

stop forrest stop.

the stuffs in the restaurant are pretty out of place, with pingpong bats and weird jokes scribbled on the table like:

the only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks is the ice cream.

it's sort of like an inside joke. download the movie. =D

so the food?

caesar.

garlic bread.

shrimp something.

something shrimp.

and my non-shrimp beautiful ribs <3

*if you know me long enough, i don't like shrimps. but does not mean i do not know how to peel one x)*

bbq beef ribs

portion is not as big as i liked it to be, but it is awesome alright.

their service is above average and the best part is you get free bottomless lemon tea.

and my somone almost let me 吃醋~

haha~

thank you for not letting. <3

PS: 吃醋 in a rough direct translation means eating vinegar. another meaning is to be jealous of.

i'm going to end this post with a line from bubba, the shrimp enthusiast in the movie :

"Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. "

ALL HAIL SHRIMPS~